cowbirds in love

I got a part-time job at a bookstore.  I move books around from place to place.  I was hired for my muscles.

You might be thinking ‘Sanjay, the brain is the most powerful muscle of all.  Surely you were hired for your magnificent brain.’

No, that’s stupid.  I was hired for my muscles because I am super strong.  And super cool.

EDIT: I accidentally typed “I love books around from place to place” instead of “I move books around from place to place.”  Unlike many of my other errors, I will acknowledge this one and admit I made a mistake.  While love can move mountains, only my muscles can move books.  I apologize.